⏰
Scheduled Feeding
Set up to 8 meals a day. Your dog will still act like it's been starving, but at least you'll know the truth.
🚨 Hunger Emergency Averted
Your Dog (or Cat)
Thinks It's Been 47 Days
Since Breakfast.
It hasn't. It's been four hours. But with DogFeeder, you'll never have to deal with those betrayed eyes — or that judgmental stare — again. Probably.
* Works for dogs AND cats. Cats will still judge you. That's just what they do.
🍖
Dispensing in
3... 2... 1...
3... 2... 1...
•••
•••
🐶🐱
Finally.
Why DogFeeder — for Dogs AND Cats
Everything a Responsible Pet Owner Needs
(That They've Been Avoiding Buying for Two Years)
📱
App Control
Feed your dog from literally anywhere — the couch, the office, Bali. Your dog will be suspicious of this power. Good.
🎙️
Voice Message
Record a message that plays at feeding time. Studies show dogs find this "confusing but ultimately acceptable."
⚖️
Portion Control
Dispenses exact portions for dogs and cats alike. Dr. Woof and Dr. Whiskers both agree: no more "the weight talk."
🔔
Low Food Alerts
Get notified before the bowl runs dry. Unlike your dog, who will just stare at you and vibrate with anxiety.
📷
Feeding Camera
Watch your dog eat in real-time. It's oddly wholesome. Possibly the only good use of surveillance technology.
The Process
How DogFeeder Works
(It's Not Rocket Science. It's Dog Science.)
-
1
Fill It Up
Pour kibble into the hopper. The hopper holds up to 7 lbs of food, which is either a week's supply or a Tuesday for a Labrador.
-
2
Set Your Schedule
Use the app to set feeding times, portions, and optionally a voice message. Your dog won't understand the technology. That's fine.
-
3
Go Live Your Life
Leave the house without guilt. Or at least with slightly less guilt. The look they give you when you grab your keys is a separate issue.
-
4
Pet Gets Fed. Pet is Happy.
At the scheduled time, DogFeeder dispenses a perfect portion. Your dog briefly achieves enlightenment. Your cat pretends not to care. Both are fed.
Real Reviews
What Our Customers Say
(Their Dogs Were Unavailable for Comment)
"I used to set five alarms to remind myself to feed Biscuit. Now I only set three — one for each time I check the camera to watch him eat."
"My dog used to wake me up at 5 AM by sitting on my face. He still does this. But now it's out of love, not hunger. I think. It's honestly hard to tell with Doug."
"I went on vacation for two weeks. My dog-sitter only had to feed treats. She said he was 'suspiciously well-fed and slightly smug.' Mission accomplished."
Bonus: Reviews from Actual Pets
"woof woof woof WOOF woof. woof. 🐾"
"....... 😾"
Pricing
Invest in Peace of Mind
(And Also a Meal for Your Dog)
The Basic Biscuit
$XX
one-time
- ✅ 4 scheduled meals/day
- ✅ App control
- ✅ Portion control
- ✅ Low food alerts
- ❌ Camera (your dog's privacy preserved)
- ❌ Voice messages
Most Popular
The Whole Kibble
$XX
one-time
- ✅ 8 scheduled meals/day
- ✅ App control
- ✅ Portion control
- ✅ Low food alerts
- ✅ HD Camera + Night Vision
- ✅ Voice messages (10 slots)
The Pack Leader
$XX
one-time
- ✅ Unlimited scheduled meals
- ✅ App control (up to 3 pets — dogs or cats)
- ✅ Smart portion AI
- ✅ Predictive stock alerts
- ✅ 4K Camera + Two-Way Audio
- ✅ Unlimited voice messages
30-day money-back guarantee. If your dog doesn't approve, neither do we. (Your dog will approve.)